Wednesday, October 28, 2009

9 ' Sweet ' statements (Pantang larang) from leng lui (pretty girl n woman) sss.

Good day my fellow friends,

This is very cute, funny and yet DANGEROUS entry - Red ALERT to the jejaka - jejaka tampan, leng chai ss n handsome sss out there. A few tips for today, i can't stop laughing , hehehe ...

Girls - betul ke ni (i wonder if this is the truth sss ) ? Hehe ...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying *&^%$ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : ) : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

(10) .... Anyone wants to comment on this, please ? Hehehe ...

ChoyHH (from a friend's post)


Anonymous said...

Well, looks very accurate hehehe

Choy HH said...

Thank for the comment - A mysterious writer " Anonymous " , hehe. Somehow i have a hint of who is this - your ' hehehe '.

Anyhow, thank you for dropping by. Be a frequent customer here, ok ? Haha...