- You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell."
- Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, b!?@!" Uuuh, sorry for that guy, better apologize soon.
- You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
- You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.THIS IS SERIOUS MAN!!!
- Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday... visions are good but overdoing it means you are day dreaming.Better wake up before your boss said : 'Get into my room,we'll have a LONG LONG conversation'.
- You don't set your alarm anymore cause you know the pager will go off before the alarm does.
- You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
- Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.
- You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail.....
|You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.||You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.|
|You get three meals a day.||You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.|
|You get time off for good behavior.||You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.|
|A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.||You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.|
|You can watch TV and play games.||You get fired for watching TV and playing games.|
|You get your own toilet.||You have to share.|
|They allow your family and friends to visit.||You cannot even speak to your family and friends.|
|All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.||You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.|
|You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.||You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.|
|There are wardens who are often sadistic.||They are called managers.|
|If your crime was really important, you are put into a high security compound with cameras, and extra guards with guns.||If you are doing important government work, you are put into a high security compound with cameras, steel vaulted doors and extra (dumb) guards with guns.|
|You have to attend therapy sessions where you are told how worthless you are, but you can improve.||You have to attend meetings where you are told how worthless your ideas are.|
......... don't be serious and think silly on the above articles. I have purposely post this in order to detect whether you guys really have problems in working environment. All i want from you all is to notice about your current self, not to demotivate you all but in advance, to test how solid is your wills and confidence in your work. And of course, Send me an email if you find you need someone to talk to and to share your burdens to.... no problems,pal. I am here for you all.
There was a saying which a friend of mine share with me :
God/ Allah have never give you what you want but instead, HE gave you what you need in order to to go through all HIS ordeals with flying colors.
Believe in Him and believe,keep on believing..... !!!